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A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big open-mouthed kiss, says she'll see him later and walks away.
His wife glares at him and says, "Who the hell was that?"
"Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."
"Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I want a divorce."
"I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get a divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris , no more wintering in Barbados , no more summers in Tuscany , no more BMWs in the garage and no more yacht club. But the decision is yours." Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm.
"Who's that woman with Jim?" asks the wife.
"That's his mistress," says her husband.
"Ours is prettier," she replies.
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Hello, I'm a hard working woman with goals and desires. Yep, I'm horney, but I keep it in good proportion and don't tolerate fools, flakes, asses, assheads, damfools, donkeys, doodles, idiots, imbeciles, jackasses, jerks, madmen, mooncalfs, nincoms, nitwits, pinheads, birdbrains, featherheads, pushovers, ho-hos, laughingstocks, dingdongs or of course any twinkees what so ever. Are you still with me? I like a good work out; hope you do too! |
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