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A JOCKEY who used a sex aid to deceive stewards during a random drug test last night revealed ``marital problems'' and marijuana were behind his moment of madness.

Father-of-two Jason Warrington was left red-faced when busted with a ``novelty sex toy'' in his hands after he was ordered to provide a urine sample in front of stewards at Toowoomba racetrack on Tuesday.

``As it turned out, I rode trackwork on Tuesday and I came back home to give my boys some breakfast when the stewards called and wanted me back for a urine sample.

 ``I knew I was going to be positive. So I've panicked and phoned a friend for help. I went to his house and he gave me what was a bath plug shaped like a penis.

 ``It was a novelty device that looked like the real thing. But the stewards asked me to drop my pants to my ankles and that's when the thing I was concealing was no longer concealed.''

 
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